Realm Storyline!
Finvarra's chat log 4/2/2017
Finvarra: Any others?
Hercules: gender is pretty much binary be design
SW: God I[m so proud
Hercules: 19
Jynx: someone sell me a hoz :p
SW: I don't have one
SW: Nor does Herc
SW: Or Tit
SW: Bad Tit
Finvarra: I am pleases to see so many heed my calling.
Finvarra: Regin is missing.
SW: I'm just drunk and looking for a good time
Mitch: There's rumours of him wandering somewhere?
Whimsey: isn't that every Monday, SW?
Finvarra: Word has reached that he perhaps has fallen in the Mists on his way home.
Oreldwin: Try the red light districtin Arimathor SW
SW: Yes, yes it is Whimsey
Hercules: omg no
SW: Thanks for pointing out I'm an Alcoholic
SW: 4
HeyLilGuy: Hes too young to goooooo
Jynx: what a wimp, must not have any gear :P
Whimsey: -3
Finvarra: My smiths are busy. Very busy.
Dorlock: how can we aid you?
The sounds of smithing are heard in the distance.
HeyLilGuy: I wish to know (More)
POOR: I'm just here for the pie
POOR: lol
Finvarra: By now you have no doubt heard tale of our venture through the Mists.
TrippEisen nods.
Finvarra: We brought the fight to The Shrouded One.
HeyLilGuy nods.
Dorlock worships The Realm gods.
Finvarra: Perhaps we ventured this too early as the losses were heavy. However we did push back the Mists.
Finvarra: The changes were felt across the land.
HeyLilGuy: the mists have risen!?!?!
Hercules: WE ARE MANY AND WE ARE STRONG
POOR: it was colonel mustard in the study with the candlestick!
Creame gasps.
Hercules: LET US FIGHT
Finvarra: No longer do Dragons reside here.
SW: I'LL BE THE BIG TANK, HERC HIDE BEHIND ME
HeyLilGuy: what of the spoils of war!?
Finvarra: Mabon spoke an ancient phrase to me. One witnessed by you.
Finvarra: El thoth gar.
Finvarra: Make way.
SW: ....
SW: I was right
SW: Assholes
Finvarra: It has been a millenia since those words were uttered.
Finvarra: After our victory in The Mists, I am shocked to hear them.
Finvarra: Something is amiss.
Finvarra: Some how The Shrouded One's influence still exists.
Finvarra: Collect these tokens.
SW: 8
Finvarra: For I have use of them.
Finvarra: Mabon has an idea and so do I.
Drifty: What drops these tokens?
Hercules: u wish boi
Finvarra: I believe these tokens shall aid us.
Mitch: What should we do with the tokens?
Finvarra: I've already crafted items from them that are more powerful than any I have created before.
HeyLilGuy: ohh my
IMMuNiTY: 9
Finvarra: Perhaps we can utilize these....things.
HeyLilGuy: am I the only one chubbed up a little?
TrippEisen: that is a good thing
Whimsey: well I don't have a penis but if I did I would be
Hercules: prove it
Finvarra: I must think on this. However I am short one Prophet.
Whimsey: heh
Creame: Pick me! 3
Oreldwin: Hmm
Jynx: woo I need to get my Resume together :p
Threm: meeee
Finvarra: For this I must have the strongest of the strong.
Hercules: I am HERCULES, CHAMPION on Olympus!
Finvarra: The wisest of the wisest.
Oreldwin: I'm Greek, so pfft 1
Threm: I'm near the bottom in both categories! dammit!
Finvarra: Keep your eyes peeled my faithful. For a true warrior shall rise up. Send them to me.
TrippEisen: I'm not there yet.
nd water out of the air!
TrippEisen: 84
HeyLilGuy: if we are looking for feats of sexual strength.. I may be your man.
Finvarra: Of them I shall need. Of them we shall all need.
Oreldwin ponders.
Drifty: Perhaps you're looking for a general, one such as myself. Who can command armies.
SW: I'm the only 1k here
Finvarra: I must return to the Forge and craft more for my faithful.
SW: I'm far better than these plebs
Finvarra: Until I return. Stay vigilant.